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I CAN'T SLEEP.

After I wrote the blog earlier I got very depressed and bored. I decided to go out and drive around in my car. I went back to Starbucks to see if the girl I previously mentioned was there, she wasn't. Infact they had closed. I just drove back home and decided to go for a bike ride around the neighborhood. I almost got hit by a car as I turned a corner so I decided to go back to the house. I called up Chris and asked if he would want to come over and hang out. He was already doing something with someone, so that was a no. He said he'd drop by tommorrow. There's something to look forward to, I suppose. I need to get all energetic and funny again. So I'm going to preform some jokes.

You guys hear about this John Wilkes Booth guy joining the cast of Hannah Montanna? This guy needs to stop acting and do something with his life.

You see this hunting show on the Discovery Channel with Lee Harvey Oswalt? He's like...the best shot I've ever seen.

I want to start a U2 cover band called Et Tu.

Two black guys walk into a bar, they steal the TV.

Jesus that last one is terrible. I'm not racist or anything I...It's just one of my chairacters I'm working on. The guy who assumes every african american is going to steal his TV. Speaking of african americans, where is Africa-America? This whole bit is terrible. I guess it's the whole character on stage.

So I'm listening to a cover of Don't Panic by Coldplay, by my favorite tribute band out there...The Coldplayers! Give it up for those guys! I want to see if I can get a interview with Colin Jennison for this blog. There I just sent him a message asking if he's up for it. I should try a few other internet prescenes that I like, like Amanda the Aspiring TV Write and Jeff from The Totally Rad Show. Have a little segment on say Saturdays with a interview? I like the sound of that. I rather do.

we live in a beautiful world
ya we do
ya we do
-don't panic-coldplay-

I'M GETTIN PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS KEYBOARD THING. I'm ready to learn to play it. I want to play songs I like on it and maybe be like me idol Zach Galifanakis? Both ways I need to get serious about playing a instrument. Even though I can't read music why should this stop me? It hasn't stopped me from being a golden god, has it Billy Crudup?

i've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
-socrates

I REALLY LIKE PRESIDENTIAL ASSISNATION JOKES. But I'm running out of people for jokes. I got maybe 3 left and then I'm onto Jack Ruby jokes and who want's a Jack Ruby joke? That's right nobody. But maybe someone with...nobody? Floating Head Doctor?

I'M FUCKING SICK OF MY TASTE IN MUSIC. I think it's terrible. I listen to fucking Coldplay so much. And Duran Duran. I don't hate them. I just think overall, I listen to the same shit over and over. I need new music. But where? I'm just sick of what I listen to. I like this Caleb Kane character, he's great. And I'm getting into Bob Dylan.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS ERIC CLAPTON GUY? HE'S GOOD BUT A LITTLE OLD TO BE STARTING OUT. BUT WHATEVER.

I HAVE ONE TATTOO. It's located on my right shoulder. It's the elvish number for 17, my favorite number. It hurt to get and I almost pissed myself in pain. I might get another tattoo. Prehaps the Lost numbers. Or something tribal on my arm. But if I got that I would have to become a rapist asshole.

hey mr.tambourine man,
in a jingle jangle morning,
i'll come following you
-b. dylan

I REMEMEMEMEMEMBER I RAN AWAY AS A KID ONCE. It was right after my mom married my step dad. I was around 7 years old. I went to neighbor's house which was about 3 doors down. He was a widow who was around 50 and he had a lot of cats. His name was Mr. Tyson, he was a helluva nice guy. He went to high school with my step dad, who was around 50 too. He agreed that my step dad was a dick. I had a foul mouth as a little kid. I hardly cuss at all nowadays in person. I've always been interested in un-solved stuff. Like murders, folklore, mysterys, and people who just vanished off the face of the earth. It's the most intersting thing ever to me. The Zodiac Killer is among my favorites. I love the film aswell. I'm immersed in that case. I believe Arthur Leigh Allen was the Zodiac but acted with a accomplis(i think that's the word). Probably Rick Marshall.

Listening to Guns N Roses, especially Paradise City, makes everything make sense.

MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
I THINK THE BEST JAMES BOND IS DANIEL CRAIG.
MY FAVORITE SONGS IN ROCKBAND ARE:
BLACKHOLE SON
CREEP
AND THAT ONE WEEZER SONG
I'M 30% DEAF IN MY LEFT EAR.
MY FAVORITE POET IS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.
YOUR SHITTING ME. HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS ISN'T POETRY?

THIS WEEKEND I'M GOING TO GO SEE WALL-E. Oh man, maybe Chris, Kurt, Gwen and I could go as a group? That'd be fun. We could hang out afterwards that'll be fun. If they say no I'm going to end up going alone. I usually go alone. Maybe if things go well tommorrow and I end up fancing that Isabelle girl, the one who works at the Starbucks. I don't know though. I'm all torn up inside emotionally. Like what a McGriddle does to you physically after a hour. You take a wierd shit.

MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY GIFT I EVER GOT WAS:
Shit, I don't know.

MUSIC CAN BRIND BACK MEMORIES. It really does. Like Queen's Boheimian Rhapsody makes me remember when I was listening to the song and gas was $1.57. Oh the times. Spinal Tap makes me remember the past Christmas.BICYCLE BICYcLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYLCE! BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE RACES ARE COMING YOUR WAY SO FORGET ALL YOUR DUTIES YEAH! ON YOUR MARKS GET SET GO! BICYCLE RACE! BiCYCLE!

BELL RING
GUITAR SOLO

SORRY ABOUT THAT HAD TO DO IT. You'll find me bursting out in song if I'm listening to it at the time. It's fun to do. I do it by ear, never looking anything up. I do it when I talk on IM's too. I have AIM. SpaceJamOnToast. Come talk to me. I can keep blogging all night, brah. I can. I've decided by the way. Someone needs to make a anthology show, similar to the Twilight Zone, but a little more...surreal. Some episodes would have historical content like Jack Black, the Queen's mouse catcher in Victiorian Times. And episode about Spring Heeled Jack. And one about Gef the talking mongoose that befriended a family 70 years ago.

MY MOM TOLD ME WHEN I WAS A KID THAT BEFRIEND MENT TO LIKE BE FRIENDS WITH SOME TO BACKSTAB THEM. And just now I got the full meaning typing BE FRIENDS. Christ.

AX ME A QUESTION:
Lewis, favorite hair color on a dame?
-Favorite? Like a strawberry blonde-ish reddish. Like Rebecca Mader from Lost has a great shade of hair. She's quite the sexy.

THAT'S IT! I'm going to create a track list of songs to listen to a post one day. It'll be a epic post. Prehaps this Saturday's? It's time to bid you fairwell, my loves. I'm going to leave you with something EPIC...Some...Madness?

Madness?
THIS.
IS.
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V
SPARTA!

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOU CRAZY CRACKER? Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

Kermit the Frog loves,
Lewis