If I Were To Kill Someone?

I GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT.

So, for tonight's monolouge I shall speak about my murder plans. This is what I would do. If I'd kill someone it would require 2 things. 1) It's a chick. 2) They live up in a apartment building. Those are required. So I plan it out. She gets in the elevator, I ask for her to hold the door for me. "Thanks". She presses 10 , I press 9. We stands waiting, no one gets on or off, just us. DING! It's 9. I get off, but when the doors are about to close I flash a knife and wink at her. She's scared shitless. I run up the flight of stairs and meet her as the elevator doors open up with knife in hand. She would have been scared shitless this whole time. I would sabotage somethings to make sure nothing could get in my way. But hey! That's how I would kill my victim!

LET"S START THE BLOG!

TODAY WAS THE DAY. We started shooting. It...didn't go as planned. I missed breakfast because I slept in because my alarm didn't go off. Blargh. So I'm half asleep in bed it's around 10 or so, my alarm is saying like 4 in the morning. I find out the power went off for like a minute in the middle of the night around 2 AM or something. Anyway. So, I'm half asleep and rolling back over and then DING DONG. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK..KNOCK KNOCK! I jump up and roll over, throw on a t-shirt, yes I only sleep in my boxers, and scurry down the hall. I make it to the door and open it half groggy. And Kurt is holding a camera, Chris behind him, Gwen behind him. I look like shit and I'm in no mood no matter what day it is. I'm not a morning person, my friends. I only open the screen door for them and walk to the couch. I tell them to turn the camera's off which they did, thank God. They go on saying they've called me about 10 times during the morning...and they did. I felt like a douchebag. They had already eaten and I was hungry as hell. So I made some food, but I changed first into some soft, warm, pajamma bottoms. I made some bacon and that was it. About 7 slices. Had some milk too. Then I chugged a Pepsi. I did lal of that in about 10 minutes. I drink/eat fast as hell, man. Gwen kept me company as I ate while the boys set up their shit. Then I hopped in the shower because they had to do something with my clip on mic. I took a QUICK shower. Like 2 minutes. Got out and dried off, got dressed and looked damn spiffy. I opted for a yellow/black flannel shirt with sleeves rolled up for sure. And some jeans. Then I sat down in my living room, did a beard check, made sure my beard was beardy as it was. They clipped me, got me in frame. And then I talked for 3 hours straight infront of a camera. It was wonderfull. I felt sort of shy at first, then I thought "What Would Beard Do?" and warmed up to it. They had me talking about why I wanted to get into comedy. What I do all day and my reply was "I do nothing all day long." in dead seriousness which caused Chris to burst out laughing. We all ended up laughing. I got to show them my famous notebook which I carry around with me alot. It's got everything in there. Ideas, jokes, drawrings. Chris really did most of the interviewing while Kurt maintained the audio and camera. This went on for a while, like I said the interview was 3 hours long. Then we did some shots about me in my room, the rest of the house, etc. etc. Then I did something brave. I showed them this very blog. Kurt and Gwen were like "Wow...you kept track of this whole past week, huh?" and Chris was laughing his ass off he was reading some of the entrys. He thought they were fantastic. Or mantastic. We goofed off all day with the camera. I showed them some stuff. They did some exterior shots of me riding on my bike through my neighborhood. It was pretty cool how it all went down. At around 4 30 or so, Kurt had to take off and Gwen left with him. Chris had shit to do so we opened up some beers. Man, we had a great time. Just chilling. Turns out...he likes Coldplay too! Anyway, we ordered a pizza and watched Pulp Fiction. It was great. Then he took off at around 7 and I was left all alone..not to mention tired. I had hardly got maybe 3 hours of sleep yesterday and only got around 6 today. So I went back to bed and slept for about 2 hours and I woke up and everything feels all wierd. Like..it's another day. So I decided I need to document my day and hear I am world. Hear I am.

i hope heath ledger get a oscar
nomination for the joker
he better
or else

NOW I'M JUST SITTING BACK. And enjoying stuff. I watched Diggnation and iFanboy. DN was great, very funny. iFanboy was good since, I could give a shit about Wanted. That comic is just terrible. Mark Millar is the Chuck Palihinuk or comic books. Plus I bet he's a real douchebag in real life. I'd love to start a podcast. Hm...This is bringing me into ponder things. I know I could do that shit, man. I could do it. Oh yeah, I've got to do this shit.

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IT'S FOR SOME BLOG SITE THING SO PEOPLE WILL READ THIS SHIT. Yeah, I don't know how people read blogs. I guess they just do? So, I got the hankering to listen to a ole favorite of mine, The Darkness. I only like one song of theirs, then again that's all I've heard but I love it. It's "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love?" And it's right up my alley. However the band broke up in 06. I thought Justin Hawkins was the most important guy in the group, the rest of the band can be replaced. But Justin has a new thing and the rest of The Darkness started a new band, Stone Gods, they sound nothing like The Darkness' retro-awesomness, but I'll try them. Anyway, Velvter Revolver broke up a few months ago, well Weiland got kicked. I could give a shit about him compared to who they are looking at for replacements. CHRIS FUCKING CORNELL. Oh, and Shooter Jennings(he's cool) among a few other people like Lenny Kravitz who would be okay. I hope to GOD they get Chris Cornell. The man has the Midas Touch. I was pissed when Audioslave broke up but maybe it was for the best...so we can get Velvet Revolvernell? I think it's going to be badass. Then again.. God can give a sign of Jesus' second coming and have the original line up for Guns N Roses re-unite. *sigh*

AX ME A QUESTION:
This one comes from Chris...
What is your favorite booze?
I love wine coolers and anything fruity. I'm exactly like JD from Scrubs.
Yep, I love Appletinis.

I LOVE THE SOUP ON E!. It's a great program, really funny. Love Joel McHale, he's freaking hilarious and I'm watching it right now. It's just a great program. Really it is. But I hate these dumbass kids they make fun of from The Hills. Those FUCKING motherfuckers piss me off so much. I hate how MTV's declined. They don't even fucking show music. Fuck. If I ever make a few billion dollars I'm going to buy MTV and just fucking...play music all day. Bring back headbanger's ball and have someone like...maybe Andrew WK host it? He'd be pretty good. I'm not a fan of his music but he does channel the classic headbanger. I would play classic music mixed with new good shit too, like Soundgarden followed by Coldplay followed by something good. I'm not too hip into current music, mostly because it's terrible. I like Sara Barenillis, I think she's going to have a phenomal career. Infact, I'm going to get her album real quick. Also, I wouldn't play shit like Tool or Linkin Park. Just...good shit, man. Good shit lolly pop. This makes me want to focus on music for a minute. Like about music sharing. I'm for it. You can't stop it anymore this is how the industry will work now, and I think it is going to be for the good. We're not going to get fake ass people like Britney Spears who are bred to sing pre-written tunes, we will get people who have a passion for music. I will pay for their music, hells yes. Music is always going to have a material form but I think the next format will be USB drives that can double as bracelets/necklaces so people can wear them around. I'd wear that shit up. I look forward to the day when were the internet and music are known together and we get tons of great music. I want the evil record industry to die. I want American Idol to die too and MTV. I want David Cook, the guy who won American Idol recently to die aswell. He sang Hungry Like A Wolf by Duran Duran and butchered it. He just ruined it. Music good. MTV/reality TV bad.

BITCHES BE CRAZY!
-bitches do be crazy
o i forgot youza bitch!

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT REVIEW. It leaked onto the net and I saw it last night, and i wrote the review right after I saw it. It was late and I was pumped for today. I overall enjoyed it. Reccommend you check that out. I watched Sweeney Todd again today. I love that flick/musical. Depp OWNED the role of Sweeney and he belted out those tunes perfectly. I would love to play Todd in a stage musical. Sweeney Todd or Todd from Scrubs either works for me. HIGH FIVE!

SO IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS A WAVE OF GOOD FEMALE SINGERS. Most of the stuff I'm liking that's new is mostly females. Duffy, Sara Bareillis, The Ting Tings, all good stuff there, mates. Yeah, I felt like I didn't add this to my longer blurb on music above above.

I think the WNBA would get more viewers if they made the name a little more honest.
I propose:
Lesbians

it's the 90's people.

SO I READ ABOUT THIS APARTMENT DESIGNED AS A MYSTERY. It's filled with puzzles and clues all around it in paintings and objects. These people bough a 8 mill apartment in NYC and had this guy jazz it up so the kids could be entertained. It's very complex. I'm so doing that when I get rich. I would want secret rooms and shit too. Man, it would be awesome. I would want to find like crytpographs under tables and shit that would lead with bigger clues. Fucking secret passage way too. Man, that'd be awesome.

I wish I had Indiana Jones' legos when I was a kid.

I FEEL LIKE I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING TONIGHT. I can't imagine what. I have this feeling of wanting to be done with tonight's blog. I would probably write another one later tonight though. Hhhmmm talk about puzzling. I feel pooped, babe. Honestly I do. So, I guess I'm going to wrap this up soon. Well, I hope this blog does well. I have a awesome idea for a t-shirt. It would be epic. So, if you are reading this spread the word. I need to spread the word about the book of Mormen. Lawls Jay Kay. No seriously. Please do forward this blog to your friends. Tell 'em I have cancer or some shit. Anyway. KEYBOARD SHOPPING ON TUESDAY! WOO HOO! It's going to be epic. Oh man...I'm filming Tuesday. This'll be awesome. Following me as I get my keyboard and play it. I hope I can do it well. Do it good. Not give up. Next week's going to AWESOME. Twilight Zone Marathon! AND! I'm going all out since I'm not leaving the house for 48 hours. I'm going to review EACH and EVERY episode as they air. Brief reviews like a paragraph. I always eat a bag of Mike Sells potato chips and watch the marathon every year. Ah, those are the times. There hasn't been a lot of shennanigans on the past 2-3 blogs. I need to incorporate some jokes, yo.

Well, I better wrap this up, yo. Wrap it up like little baby Jesus at the manger, yo. Word. Word.
WORD.

BABE OF THE DAY:
Sara Barelles
-She looks fine in The Bottle It Up music video. Mhmm.

WHAT I'M LISTENING TO: Sara Barelles - Bottle it UP

TOMMORROW: Nothing as of now. No shooting. Let's take it as it plays, yo.

WORD,
Lewis