Look At The Place!

I FIXED 'ER UP!

Yep, I did it. I made my blog look all stylish. I'm a graph designer too, if you didn't know. I've done CD Covers, logos, websites, and children. My work's all over the internet I'll show some stuff sometime. I'm planning on jazzing up this place a little more soon. Maybe a nice background? I'm planning on getting a picture of myself eventually. I know I want something black and white. Prehaps wearing sunglasses and wearing a bannana hammick? No?

LETS START THE BLOG!

MAN, TODAY WAS...DULL. Oh, somebody. Please let me have a day without it being boring. Tommorrow I'm seeing Wall - E. And I'll review that in the afternoon so look for a blog of that, bitches. But today, man, today was dull. I didn't so shit all day. I was going to go Starbucks, see if that chick I talked to yesterday was there, but I got all nervous and decided against it. I found the greatest hat ever in what was Ross' room, now it's like a muasaleum with a dresser , bed and tv. So what I found was...a Pokemon hat. The one Ash wears. It fits and is in great shape. I'm going to wear the SHIT outta this hat, amigos. So, I did nothing. I tried watching Bug's Life earlier but that didn't take. I'm pissed at how boring I've become. I used to be so edgey when Ross was around. Like when I got my tattoo, all Ross. Oh Ross, I miss my bro. No bro-fun without a proper bro, yo? I have a feeling this blog is going to be frakking long and I'll think it's terrible.

THE BABE OF THE THURSDAY IS....
SIENNA MILLER
Yeah, I'm digging her as the Baroness for the GI Joe movie. She was pretty nice in Stardust too.
Mhmmm....

SO I'M GETTING THE INTERVIEW WITH COLIN FROM THE COLDPLAYERS! Huzzah! He's a chill fellow, I'll tell ya. Chill fellow I say. He's got a fantastic voice, hypnotizing. But enough of that. I hope I can finish up the interview by this weekend and edit it and post it. Then I've got a interview scheduled with Santa Claus. Hear he is a real dick.

today,
i saw a play,
i gave the ending away,
and everyone stood and towards me,
"the beast! we must slay!"
-a original work on the spot by
lewis w.

AX ME A QUESTION!:
What is your middle name?
-My middle name is Felix. I think it's badass name.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO USE THE PEACE SIGN. Please fuck off and die. I see all of these dumb bitches on myspace and shit who do a ugly face and flash two fingers. Has this always been popular in pictures or did some bitch like Tila Tequila(who looks like a goblin) start it? I'm sick to death of it. Do something new. Like....The Version 1 sign or double power. Just stop using it you dumb bitches, that goes for celebrities too. I'm sick of seeing you hipster doofuses using it. And dumb bitches quit making ugly looks when you take pictures. You are normally pretty but you look fucking ugly when you do a wierd look. This has been a rant.

I think Chuck Palihunkuk
(or however the hell you spell it)
is a terrible writer
besides
fight Club.

I JUST GOT A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE. I answered it, and I'm still chatting to this person. This person is Gwen, Kurt's girlfriend. She was feeling chatty and Kurt went to his little brothers baseball game. I'm still talking to her now. She's really nice. Man, I feel like a celebrity with this call. Now if only people read this I would be all set. Right now we are talking about Saturday. She's game for breakfast at Cracker Barrel. Man, I'll tell ya now. I'd get sweet with her if she wasn't Kurt's gal. Now she's talking about Last Comic Standing, she watches it. I gotta talk about that later. She didn't like God's Pottery, the "Christian duo". They are getting old. Yep. She's got a nice voice. I really feel like a celebrity and that's awesome. Alright, I've taken 2 breaks from writing this paragraph while talking to her. And we've been talking for a hour now. She's a chatty cathy I tell you what. We've talked about music, movies and all sorts of stuff. She said she got my number off Kurt. Well, she says now she's going to bed. And Goodnight, Gwen. Okay, we can hang out tommorrow. Awesome. Plans for tommorrow. She said Kurt might be there too. I don't know where "there" is though. Prehaps my place, I guess. I love making new friends. :-D

A READER WRITES:
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET?
Good question, Miss. Well. Hmm. I guess it was and this is going to go against everything I am and will sound shitty, but I never told my ex, Sophie, I loved her before she moved away. Sappy, yes.

SO I'VE BEEN LISTNEING TO SOME NEW STUFF. This Duffy chick...she's pretty. And her song, Mercy, isn't bad. She reminds me of Kristin Chenoweth. I wuv both. I'm getting a thing for blondes. I call it Hitchcock disease. Oh yeah, Sara Barenlis or whatever, the Love Song chick, her new single, she looks so cute in her new video. Wearing the green dress. Mhhmmm. Looks purty sexy behind a piano in that video too. I thought Julie Newmar was the best Catwoman in the 60's show.

HERE LIES
CASKETS MCLAREN
1877-1931
AMATUER MAGICIAN
AND BELOVED
ZEBROBOT

MY MUSIC TASTE OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK IS...So The Coldplayers and Coldplay...again. I need to listen to something new. I may try some Fiction Plane. Listen to them. Two Sisters is the best song of theirs. Duran Duran now! Next...Monday? I'm watching the concert For Diana on it's one year anniversary and dedicating the day to Duran Duran. That's when I first found them. I love Duran Duran.

SO, I GOT A NEW SHIRT TODAY VIA UPS. I rather enjoy it. It breaths. Long sleave dressy shirt but very stylish. It's purple. It's going great with my green vest. And yes, I'm dressing like the Joker when I go see The Dark Knight. But I'm not shaving off the bear, may die my hair green though. No,I 'm not. I love Batman. But I'm hyped for The Joker more. Heath is going to rock that bitch. Yes Indeed.

if there is reincarnation
i want to come back
as a lampshade
-mark twain

SO I'M STILL REALLY EXCITED TO SHOOT MY DOCUMENTARY. Yep, I'm getting a documentary made. Hold on, I have to take a call. It was nobody, telemarketer. I want to talk about me getting a keyboard next week. I don't know how to play, I can't read music. But I'm going to do it.

YOU EVE HEAR OF THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON GUY?
ME EITHER.

SO IT'S TIME TO WRAP UP THIS BLOG TONIGHT. GETTING PRETTY LATE AND ALL. I, uh, I love you guys. I mean it. I'd come to your birthday party but...you know. I'm fucking famous. I can walk away from this keyboard and start fucking supermodels TONIGHT. I didn't mean that last one. I could only probably get a drunk girl whose ass is hanging out of her jeans at the 7/11. Listen, this blog has been terrible. I neeeeeeeed to get a good something down. Tommorrow I'm going to tell some jokes. Something. I need to do something. I'm terrible. So...I hate to do this, but I'm going to finish this up. Shit forgot to talk about Last Comic Standing. Half those people are terrible up there. The one Mary Mack girl is a copy of Maria Bamford, who rocks.

i drink your milkshake
i drink it up!
-ronald regan on the silval war

WHAT I'M LISTENING TO: Maroon 5 ft Rihanna - Never See Your Face Again

TOMMORROW: Going to go see Wall-E. Then I'm going to hang out with Gwen sometime, I'm assuming Kurt is going to be there. Or else it might be sorta awkward. Then I'm going back the Starbucks and see if that girl is there. Yes I will.

Your A Mean One Mr Grinch,
Lewis